Doggy Kisses = unsanitary.
Many of my professors will agree. Letting your dog lick you all over the face is unsanitary.
Studies have suggested that a dog's mouth has less bacteria than a human mouth.
To that we say: do you have any idea how many bacteria that still is!?! Way too many.
They also lick their butts. Then they lick you. The equivalent of you licking dog butt. Hey, I'm not going to judge if you like licking dog butt, but I'm not up for it.
Therefore, if you're offended that I'm not letting your dog lick my face, I'm offended at you.
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